State of the Union by Liz

by Liz

I’m not a super political person so my friends might find the fact that I’m giving a State of the Union pretty damn funny.  However, I think it was almost impossible not to feel passionate about the electoral process this past year!  But don’t worry, I’m not going to bore you with the State of that Union.  Rather, I’m going to be talking about the State of my union!

And like Lisa, I struggled with what to write in my first entry on this blog.  I feel like I’m being introduced to the world and anyone who knows me would agree that the people pleaser part of me really, really wants your approval…

So in an effort to help you get to know me better and in the spirit of politics,  I’ve compiled a list of what I’m “For” and what I’m “Against”.

Liz is for:  Teeny bopper movies, cute scarves on cold, rainy days, The Biggest Loser, hot sourdough bread with butter, Facebook, Perez Hilton, tall men (I married one), sushi, the environment, inner beauty, Reese Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, Dogs, Macs, Angels, forgiveness, family, H&M, ANTM, The Haitan guy from Heroes, Josh Duhamel(broke my heart when he married Fergie!), Access Hollywood, self-awareness, American Idol and using the F word when appropriate.

Liz is against:  Evites (Sorry if you’ve recently sent me one…), MySpace, TMZ, Tyra Banks, Elizabeth Hasselback, short men with Napoleon complexes, (sorry about that too!) reptiles, motorcycles, passive-aggressive behavior, tardiness, PCs, The Wiggles, Spongebob Squarepants, bickering, laziness, grudges and hypocrisy.(Or is it hypocritical to be against hypocrisy?)

As Lisa mentioned previously, we started this site because we want the publishing world to know that Chick Lit is alive and well!  Let’s face it ladies-we are supposed to be everything to everyone-supermom, superwife, super-employee and do it all while looking super-hot.  So when I’m done being trying to be all those things, the last thing I want to do is sit down and read some depressing Oprah’s Book Club shit! Sorry Ms. O, I love you, but I gave up on the book club after The Poisonwood Bible many years ago. If  I want to cry I’ll turn on the eleven o’clock news or Dateline!

The women I know and love want to escape and be lost in a story about people they can relate to!  That is why we decided to write I’ll Have Who She’s Having.  We wanted to read about characters that we would want to be friends with.  Most people can relate to Kate and Kelly, the two sisters depicted in our novel.  Kelly is a new mom who decides to quit her job and stay home and struggles to fit in to her new life and snobby neighbors.  Kate is single, recently dumped and struggling to figure out why all the men in her life are afraid to commit, not realizing that she’s looking in all the wrong places. Like many of us, both Kate and Kelly are struggling to find their happy ending!

So let’s say it loud and proud! Give women QUALITY movies and books to choose from! Make 2009 is the year of Chick lit!  Happy endings and hot men for everyone! All self-proclaimed “bad-boys” will be tamed by the women who want to change them!  All men will leave the beautiful, mean girl for the mousy underdog!  I mean, come on, with everything going on in the world these days, don’t we all deserve a happy ending now and then?

Yes, damnit, you do!  And we’re going to give it to you!

La'Sundra January 15, 2009 at 10:55 am

I want MY happy ending…dammit!!!!!!! :)

Liz January 15, 2009 at 11:02 am

Ask and you shall receive LaSundra!

Crystal January 15, 2009 at 11:49 am

I am soooo for teeny bopper movies and using the f word when appropriate (and, well, if I’m being honest, using it sometimes when it’s not appropriate, but I’m working on that.)

Love the State of the Union and supporting people who deserve it. Good luck with the book ladies!!

Lisa January 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm

You will get your happy ending! 2009 is going to be a good year…

Liz January 15, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Well, Crystal, in in the interest of full disclosure, I maybe should have mentioned that using the F word “when appropriate” might actually mean “all the time”!

JoBeth Zimmerman January 15, 2009 at 6:07 pm

best of luck with the book! I could use a light and fun read that may even make me laugh! we are still aloud to laugh right?

Matt January 15, 2009 at 8:24 pm

Love the book and the blog and everything that is happening for you guys. ’09 is definitely going to be about happy endings.

I’ll discuss the fact that you’ve somehow induced naughty, romantic commentary from my mother at another time.

Liz January 15, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Sorry Matt, we seem to have that effect on people!

Tami January 16, 2009 at 8:07 am

I absolutely love the lists of “for” and “against”!
As I scanned through your lists, I found that I agree with your sentiments nearly completely.
My lists would have only small adjustments.
Angelina Jolie is both a home-wrecker and a “collector”. she is externally beautiful, but I question her motives. So, on my list, Angelina makes it to the “against” list.
On my “for” list, I would keep your compilation and add the following:
Zara, long baths, a great laugh, work that feels like play, Christian Louboutin, and the perfect, soft, over-sized sweater.

I love your blog and I am truly excited to read the book. Congrats to you both!!!!

Liz January 16, 2009 at 8:12 am

Yes, soft, over-sized sweaters are the BEST! I wish it was colder here in So Cal so I could where them more often! Thanks so much for stopping by, the book will available in a couple of weeks!

Lisa January 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Tami, thanks for checking out the blog! And for your support in general. It means a lot. And BTW, I’m very envious of your CL’s!!

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