Comments on: Wo-Man By Lisa

By: Wanda

Wanda — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:06:00 +0000

Tracy– So happy to have made you laugh on a gloomy day Re: the “If I had a penis…” section, I could have written about 50 more examples! I could actually write an entire post on that! Maybe I will…

…waiting

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:12:07 +0000

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:10:26 +0000

David–Now I’m losing my robo-cred too? UGH. Who am I? All I know is that I so don’t want to be human! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:59:47 +0000

If I ever decide to play for the other team, I will totally be your MAN! I dig the whole CLP idea foe show! xoxxoxoxo

By: Tracy

Tracy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:59:29 +0000

Lisa,
I read your blog and I laughed and I cried, not because I’m a girl, but because it was so DAMN funny and so true!! Especially they part about “if I had a penis…”
You made my rainy day!
Thanks!!

By: Crystal

Crystal — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:52:57 +0000

Lisa – you are the man for me! I always knew it. You’re funny, sexy, smart, you put yourself out there… you need to drop that Matt character and move up to the big leagues. The CLP. (kinda like the NBA?)

By: David

David — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:02:09 +0000

Okay, I think this proves that you are NOT a robot. You can try to pretend all you want. I hate to break it to you, but, you are … wait for it … HUMAN! Nice try, Lisa. You thought you had us all fooled there. You’re so busted. I expect to see lots of hugging, xoxoxox’s, etc. from now on.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:50:56 +0000

Astra– First, I’m glad I could give you a nice, hearty laugh! Yeah! #2–You’re SO NOT perimenopausal (although I suppose that would make u closer to being a man!) I self diagnosed myself 2 years ago during a time of intense STRESS (hmmm…) and turns out, that’s all it was. #3– how u r 50 before even 40 is baffling!!! But bottomline– if all of this, inc robot-ness, makes u more Man-like, I’ll take it! (Although I do fancy u in the skin tight leggings and those are Girl power all the way?!?) xo (Robot sign off- only 2 when really detached)

By: Astra

Astra — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:56:13 +0000

Lisa– seriously SOOOO funny and on point! I had a day from hell- actually from The Twilight Zone- and managed to laugh myself to the floor. Can totally relate– no emotions (allegedly- so much easier when I was NOT peri-menopausal (self-diagnosed, of course!)); no touching; no excessive “I love you’s.” I cringe when people get emotional and say (as they’re closing the door to trap me), “Uh.. can we talk about something that has been bothering me?” BUT– I have to say… the chick definitely comes out when you’re scraping 50-years-old and man-less!!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:40:24 +0000

Lisa– First, LOVE the name! Second, can totally relate about the drunken sailor talk and rollin’ in the hay! But at the end of the day, I still do have those darn woman parts! Ha.
Thanks for the comment!